THE FASCISTS IN MY HOMETOWN by Garret Schuelke
1: Celebration The fascists in my hometown of Alpena are holding a parade in honor of Trump's second inauguration. ...laughing at everyone freaking out over Elon's Nazi salute. ...hoping police can now get even more brutal towards the homeless and people of color than they already were. ...pleased that the January 6th rioters have been freed. ...delighted that immigrants are afraid of themselves and their children being kidnapped by Trump’s gestapo, ICE. ...patiently waiting for food and gas prices to go down, and for their careers and small businesses to reach new heights of prosperity, in our newly energized Capitalist economic system. ...glad that student activists are going to be deported, and their protests promptly shut down. ...relieved that Christian America has *once again* been saved. ...looking forward to the woke public school system being demolished, and the public library being shuttered. ...optimistic that the long, painful fentanyl epidemic is finally about t...