JETHRO TULL by Ryan Quinn Flanagan

Remember that time
when Jethro Tull was named hardest
rocking metal band in the universe,
and all the Klingon death metal bands
lost their shit?

The Romulans and the Greys
arranged a battle of the bands
that very next week.

Even the Reptilians
managed to slime out of their
pet store tanks
and make an appearance.

The judges from the Galactic Federation
were on the take, but who isn't
these days?

 

Ryan Quinn Flanagan is a Canadian-born author residing in Elliot Lake, Ontario, Canada with his wife and many mounds of snow.  His work can be found both in print and online in such places as: Evergreen Review, The New York Quarterly, Horror Sleaze Trash, In Between Hangovers, Zygote in My Coffee, Rusty Truck and The Oklahoma Review.

 

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