I WOULD BET by Jack Phillips Lowe

The concept of a fountain of youth
is one that has crossed the centuries,
as well as the globe. Yet, nobody 
can agree on what it is,
where it is and who has it, for sure.

I step forward today 
to submit an answer 
to settle this ongoing debate—
for I personally have tasted
an elixir that has 
shaved years off my life,
in more ways than one. 

Good people, hear 
and believe me now!
If, in fact, a fountain of youth
flows somewhere 
in our wide 
and fucked-up world,
I would bet 
my last dollar
that it tastes like
cold beer from
a freshly-tapped keg.

But not 
Bud Light. 

 

Jack Phillips Lowe resides in the Chicago area. His poems have appeared in Cajun Mutt Press, Clutch 2025 and Bold Monkey Review. Lowe's selected poems, Flashbulb Danger (Middle Island Press, 2018), is available from Amazon. His most recent book, Brautigan's Blue Moon (Instant Oblivion Press, 2025), is available from lulu.com. 

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